Angry Cow Free!

Description of Angry Cow Free!

We've all been there at some point in our life: visiting a farm, or maybe going to get some milk, when one of these bold bovines approach. It's up to you to decide what you do next when that situation presents itself, whether to slink away or confront the creature head on. These boorish bulls can strike from anywhere, they've even been rumored to have burnt down Chicago in the early 1900s!
*** Are YOU Prepared? ***
Nonscientific studies have shown that 92.1% of all people are completely unprepared for an angry cow incident. For that reason, we created AngryCow.
*** Do Not Taunt the Angry Cow ***
The best thing you can do when confronted with an angry cow is slowly walk away (or, in some cases, bow and crawl backwards away slowly, acknowledging its supremacy). This application is designed to simulate the effects of what happens when you do NOT do this. Touching and moving an angry cow is a bad idea! If you don't believe us, try the app and see for yourself what can happen.
Featuring:
* Gets angrier the more you play with it!
* Does not require daily milkings!
* Angry Bull included too!
* Hilarious animations!
* Funny animal sounds!
* Angry animal interactions
* Progressive anger
* Interface changes as the angry animal gets angrier
* Tracking of past anger levels allowing you to try for an ever-more-angry animal!
* Optimized for Android tablet and phone!
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!!! FREE ANGRY OF THE WEEK !!!
Each week we are offering an additional angry animal available to download for FREE to your AngryApp! Check back each week to see what new animal is free to download!
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TO DOWNLOAD OTHER ANIMALS: You must be connected to the Internet! Click the Menu button and other animals to download will appear in the list under the "Angries" tab. If the tab isn't there and you are connected to the Internet, close and reopen the menu.
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*** UPGRADE TO PLUS AND GET MORE ANIMALS! ***
* All ads are removed from the app!
* You get access to over 60 animals from all of our current AngryApps!
* You get access to future animals from all of our AngryApps!
*** WANT MORE ANGRY ANIMALS? ***
Give us positive ratings in the app store and let us know what new animals you are looking for! More positive ratings means more animals for you!
*** DISCLAIMER ***
This is an app strictly for entertainment. No animals were harmed in the creation of this app, and in no way do we condone the treatment of real animals in any harmful way. Have fun with the app, and leave the real animals alone!
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AngryCow is now available in this free, ad supported edition! For those who want to support the app further or don't want ads, you can now do an in-app upgrade to the Plus version!
*** FREE EDITION - AD SUPPORTED ***
Use of the app implies your consent to send your device ID for advertising and analytic purposes. NO PERSONALLY IDENTIFIABLE DATA IS SHARED WHEN USING THIS APP. For our privacy policy, please visit http://www.angryapps.net/privacy/.
Keywords: angry, funny, bad, farm, cow, mad, tipping, tip, heifer, beef, milk, vache, vaca, 牛, mucca, vacca, 牛, 암소, Kuh, Rind,