Facebook Status funny quotes

facebook is entertaining because of all these great statuses the users upload This application will bring these funny updates, statuses and quotes to your cellphone.find a great collection off over 200 jokes and statuses. This app will remember that last quote you read and will take you where exactly you were even if you exit the app . You do not need to start again from the beginning .Whats inside the box ?"I'm fluent in three languages: english Sarcasm, and Profanity.""Pain makes you stronger. Fear makes you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser.""I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It’s too little to go by itself.""Married men live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die.""I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.".......